It sounds like a deleted scene from “Pineapple Express” but this 911 call in Idaho is totally real.

Police in Rexburg released audio from a hilarious, half-baked emergency call that sparked a drug arrest last year, according to East Idaho News.

Things went badly for two pot dealers — Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23 — who were getting high on their own supply during a drug run.

The duo was traveling from Las Vegas to Montana with 20 pounds of pot when they suddenly thought they were being followed by police — and got so paranoid they called 911 on themselves.

Two pot dealers, Leland Ayala-Doliente, left, and Holland Sward, right, got so paranoid they turned themselves in.
Two pot dealers, Leland Ayala-Doliente, left, and Holland Sward, right, got so paranoid they turned themselves in. (Rexburg Police Department)

“Hi, uh we’re the two dumb a–es that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like you guys to end it,” Ayala-Doliente told the dispatcher.

The confused dispatcher played along and Ayala….. It’s a must-read if you need a good laugh

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